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Wed, 16 May 2012 15:15:24 -0600

When a VC invites me out to a fancy dinner, I'm like

Thu, 10 May 2012 17:07:45 -0600

Who the hell signed me up for Hilton Honors program emails?

Mon, 07 May 2012 15:59:41 -0600

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money… but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you never do this again, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you… but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you… and I will lart you.

nobreastsnorequests: Write more notes with...

Fri, 04 May 2012 19:29:19 -0600

nobreastsnorequests:

Write more notes with mascara.

(Source: David Day)

"if it’s too loud ur too stoopid"

Fri, 04 May 2012 17:09:49 -0600

“if it’s too loud ur too stoopid”

- walt

Fri, 04 May 2012 13:14:00 -0600

I hate shitty recruiters

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:23:00 -0600

Go away.

On Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 1:36 PM, <a_sue@sonlightinternational.com> wrote:

How are you doing today?

Please Note: If you are not interested in receiving our JOB POSTINGS reply me with REMOVE in the subject line, we do apologize for any unintended inconvenience.

Please review the details and if you are available, interested and meet the requirements do respond with your current word formatted resume and fill the matrix below .

Need :AIX Administrator.

Duration: 6 months Right to Hire (So GC or USC ONLY)

location : Bronx, NY 6 months

Highest priority skills:  General AIX, AIX 6.1 , Upgrades

General AIX - Provide AIX systems administration, systems engineering and application integration for IBM/AIX servers in test, development, and production environments. NIM knowledge.
AIX 6.1 - Build, configure, and administer AIX LPARs in a POWER7 Environment -using AIX versions 6.1. AIX 7 a plus.
IBM Power Hardware - Firmware upgrades, HMCS, knowledge of IBM hardware
Virtualization - Support of application development within a virtualized environment. Experience with building LPARs and working with VIO servers.
Upgrades - Install and upgrade AIX, Technology levels, service packs
Oracle - Experience with and understanding of GPFS and Oracle RAC – from the perspective of a Unix admin. ASM a plus, as is experience with Oracle.
Backup - Experience with Netbackup and RMAN.
High Availability - Coordinate and implement HA/DR activities, using PowerHA/HACMP. Knowledge of VCS a plus.
Communication - Provide effective communication at all levels of management peers and customers through clarity of
expression and the ability to organize thoughts both written
and oral. Interact with IT staff and vendors regarding
complex testing or troubleshooting issues.
Capacity planning/performance - Provide input on capacity planning and systems performance. Experience with nmon and other IBM capacity planning and performance tools.
Documentation - Provide documents standards and operating procedures.

Please fill the following information as i will need to submit it along with your resume.

1. Full Name(First middle and Last):

2. Current Location:
3. Availability to contact you and your best Phone: #HOME/CELL/WORK
4. Email:
5. Rate: on a1099 or corp to corp (Please indicate clearly which one)

6. Visa Status or work authorization (Citizen/Green Card/EAD/H-1):

7. Availability (How soon can your join):
8. Availability for a phone interview :
9. Total years of experience with skills matching the requirement above:

Thanks and blessings!

Sue, BSN. RN. RM

SON-LIGHT INTERNATIONAL, INC

a_sue@sonlightinternational.com  www.sonlightinternational.com

State of Florida MBE Certified women owned business

Off: 727 588 0793 Fax: 727 330 7715

Micah 6:8

The LORD has told you what is good, and this is what he requires of you: to do what is right, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

Sue’s quote:

Don’t spend all your life trying to be like some-one else. To be truly unique, you need to make every effort to use the talents God has given you. Remember also to bless others along the way and enjoy your life to the fullest every day.

Disclaimer: “Under Bill s.1618 Title III passed by the 105th U.S. Congress this mail cannot be considered spam as long as we include a way to be removed from our mailing list. Simply send an e-mail with REMOVE in the subject and I will remove you from our mailing list.”

—

Ben

iwdrm: “The dead know only one thing: It’s better to be...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:25:23 -0600

iwdrm:

“The dead know only one thing: It’s better to be alive.”

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

If you use mixed-case for your email address on your business cards, it may as well be printed in...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:30:00 -0600

If you use mixed-case for your email address on your business cards, it may as well be printed in rainbow-colored comic sans.

A summary of this morning's events.

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:25:16 -0600

thefrogman:

"Enjoy your tea and boring. I’ll enjoy my beer and fun. I guess you’d call it depravity…..."

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:08:43 -0600

“Enjoy your tea and boring. I’ll enjoy my beer and fun. I guess you’d call it depravity… No matter - enjoy it I shall!”

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_misquotations

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:27:09 -0600

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_misquotations

"If you’re good at something, never do it for free."

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:35:39 -0600

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”

- your mom

Support email to Xmission

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:06:10 -0600

The AP at Caputo’s isn’t handing out IPs. Very distressing. Have lost appetite and will to live.

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:36:31 -0600

Video

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 13:11:47 -0600

"Vive le pork!"

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:03:50 -0600

“Vive le pork!”

- me

"In America we have a song - “Ding-dong, llama-wonny. Jumpin’ with an icepick. She..."

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:32:00 -0600

“In America we have a song - “Ding-dong, llama-wonny. Jumpin’ with an icepick. She thinks I’m going in!””

- Mitt Romney

"The meek shall inherit. The bearded will take whatever the fuck they want."

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 15:08:12 -0600

“The meek shall inherit. The bearded will take whatever the fuck they want.”

- me

"There are these two young fish swimming along, and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the..."

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 14:50:00 -0600

“There are these two young fish swimming along, and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says, “Morning, boys, how’s the water?” And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes, “What the hell is water?””

- David Foster Wallace